So, two drinking buddies get together to do what drinking buddies do best and that is, drink. They were imbibing at a hotel on Brighton Avenue in Portland when all hell broke loose!

According to a report, Michael Nickles (35) and Brian Oliver (36) started fighting and, sometime after one o'clock Saturday morning, Nickles jumped on top of Oliver and started biting....chewing like a beaver on a tree...and, eventually, bit off the end of Oliver's nose. Can I get a collective, "ouch?"

Both men are transients and were acquaintances. Nickles is in the clink charged with felony assault. Oliver is, presumably, trying to find the rest of his schnoz.