Jesus Has Appeared on Trees and Toast But, Holy Crap! In Bird Poop?

There's been a miracle in Ohio! An image of Jesus has been spotted on the windshield of a man. It appeared in bird poop that was dropped from, well, up above...

This guy, Jim Lawry, was visiting his parents in Brooklyn when a bird came by and targeted his windshield. Lawry, amazed, took a picture.

The whole family gathered 'round to see the spectacle. Lawry says he believes it's a sign and wanted to share. I believe it's a sign he needs to get a car wash.

See the photo here.

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