First of all, calm down, Karen. I'm not advocating for drinking first thing in the morning like it's an fix-all for the world's problems. However what I AM saying, is that there is a time and a place where cracking a pre-dawn cold one won't get you judged.
Most wouldn't have realized, until now that is, that there is a federal bureau that is responsible for issuing approvals on beer labels for out-of-state sales.