Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dylan McDermott, Dwayne Johnson, Drake Bell + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
It's August 6, and the celebrities of the world are spending their time on Twitter conversing with one another, posting cute pictures of animals and honoring the late George Duke. Which, all things considered, is a pretty busy day (in 140 characters or less).
Lindsay Lohan Mocked Herself, Kanye West, Justin Bieber + Anthony Weiner While Guest Hosting ‘Chelsea Lately’ [VIDEO]
Like Sharon Osbourne before her, Lindsay Lohan took aim at tabloid fodder and recent bad boy Justin Bieber and serial sharer of his penis, Anthony Weiner, when she guest hosted 'Chelsea Lately' for host Chelsea Handler on Monday (July 5). However, Lilo did it in a more joking way.
Amanda Bynes Mother Wants Her Next Court Hearing to Be Closed to the Media
Amanda Bynes' mother Lynn is preparing for court with her troubled daughter on Friday (August 9), and she's asked the judge overseeing her bid for a conservatorship of the 27-year-old for a closed courtroom. Which is fun for absolutely no one.
Kaley Cuoco Moves On With Tennis Player Ryan Sweeting as Henry Cavill Finds His Own Lady
'Big Bang Theory' actress Kaley Cuoco may have already moved on from her possibly staged and brief relationship with Superman Henry Cavill, having been spotted out with tennis player Ryan Sweeting on August 2nd and 3rd.
Barack Obama Celebrated His 52nd Birthday With Some Swagger [PHOTOS]
Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, celebrated his birthday yesterday (August 4), and boy, did he do it with style!
Russell Brand Jokes About His Former Sex Life With Katy Perry Which Should Go Over Well
Not understanding how jokes work, pop singer Katy Perry is none too happy about comedian and ex-husband Russell Brand making jokes about her and their former marriage. Even though, you know, that's how comedy works.
And we have a feeling she won't like his most recent quip.
Simon Cowell Was Warned Away From His Baby Mama + Wants Out of His Friend’s Divorce Proceedings
'X Factor' judge and creator Simon Cowell is currently in the midst of a scandal, and it's all because he impregnated the wife of his friend, who is keeping the baby and naming the rage-filled Brit in their divorce.
Which isn't sitting well with him for multiple reasons, including that he was pretty sure she was using birth control.
Miley Cyrus Claims Britney Spears Is the Only One Who Understands Her
Miley Cyrus has been acting out a bit lately, but according to the singer herself, it's okay because you're supposed to be a mess in your 20s. Case in point? Her supposed bestie, Britney Spears, who had her own trouble in her younger (and more prone to getting a drastic haircut) days.
Now Miley is saying the two have bonded over their constant media scrutiny, and she's glad to have a friend who ge
Jamie Lee Curtis Injured in Car Accident, Jodie Foster Comes to Her Rescue
Actress Jamie Lee Curtis got into a nasty car accident yesterday (Aug. 1) -- one that was bad enough that she had to be taken away in an ambulance. But not before pal Jodie Foster was able to swoop in like Superman to come to her aid.
Yes, this is a real thing that actually happened.
Rihanna Wins Lawsuit Against Topshop
Rihanna has been busy suing British clothing retailer Topshop for using her likeness without permission, and even though UK law says you can't copyright your own image, she still won big.
George Carlin + Sigmund Freud – Celebrity Doppelgangers
To be fair, late comedian George Carlin probably looks more like the father of psychoanalysis Sigmund Freud because they're both white haired, bearded men. Although we wouldn't have minded talking to George Carlin about our mother.
Ryan Murphy Confirms That Cory Monteith’s Character Will Be Written Out of ‘Glee’
When 'Glee' actor Cory Monteith died of an accidental overdose on July 13, the cast and crew -- which included Monteith's girlfriend, Lea Michele -- were thrown into grief. They were also left to wonder what would happen to Monteith's character Finn.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
The handsome actor who owns this on-the-market home in the Hamptons is a triple threat: He can sing, he can dance, and he can portray a gigolo with the best of them. (As can anyone who is not Rob Schneider.)
‘Big Brother’ Contestant Amanda Zuckerman Adds Fuel to the Fire With Racist Comments [NSFW VIDEO]
'Big Brother' is on its 15th season, but unfortunately for the show it will probably go down in history as the most insensitive season ever, with contestants Aaryn Gries and GinaMarie Zimmerman being at the forefront of the racism controversy. Zimmerman even lost her job back at home because of it.
Beyonce, Jay Z + Blue Ivy All Have Matching Timberland Boots, And It’s Adorable [PHOTO]
As they say, the family that wears matching footwear together stays together, which means that the Carter family is in it for the long haul. Even if no one actually says that and we just made it up.
Judge Orders Lindsay Lohan to Undergo More Therapy
Lindsay Lohan may be officially out of her court-mandated rehab, but she's not completely out of the woods yet. She still has community service and plenty of required therapy to complete before she's off the hook.