Amanda Bynes

Professional hot mess Amanda Bynes was denied access to a private jet over the weekend after trying to use a Google vanity search in lieu of government-issued ID.

Amanda Bynes has been relatively silent lately, signaling the inevitable meltdown that was to come. And (ta-dah!) it's here -- in the form of a new report that Amanda is drugging it up, shirking personal hygiene and blacking out her windows.

Wigs aren't the only thing Amanda Bynes wants to snatch from Nicki Minaj.

Some crafty individual who holds a membership to Amanda Bynes' gym uploaded a video of what she claims to be Bynes working out -- with moves like a Muppet being operated by a detoxing junkie.

No longer content with lacy bra shots, Amanda Bynes upped the ante and posted topless photos to her Twitter feed on May 1 before getting caught up in some major Twitter drama with Jenny McCarthy and a questionable publicist.

Amanda Bynes seems determined to be the new Miley Cyrus. The two ladies are famous for their Twitter photos, have reputations for loving weed -- and now they both have platinum shaved heads, too.

Amanda Bynes doesn't have to work because she's a retired multimillionaire (and because, well, who's hiring her to do what?). But she's either grossly overestimating her own net worth or underestimating that of the Olsen twins, who also retired from acting to pursue whatever it is they do now that involves dressing like rich homeless people.

We're ignoring Amanda Bynes' recent request to only use her Twitter selfies in articles about her, but we think she'll forgive us -- she was snapped looking pretty good in New York yesterday (April 18), and we couldn't resist sharing the photos.

If Amanda Bynes is anything, it's consistent. So last night, she took to Twitter to attack Complex Magazine for quoting Kid Cudi, whom she claims she once dated. Okay.

The last time we joined Amanda Bynes, she was threatening to sue everyone on Earth for using unflattering photos of her. She was also calling Perez Hilton a fatty, because maturity. Now, she's posted a video of herself getting herself ready for a long night of twerking. And it's just as terrifying as you'd imagine.

When Kim Kardashian and her sisters took over Chelsea Handler's late night talk show 'Chelsea Lately' on Monday night, they made some interesting comments about Amanda Bynes' recent antics -- comments that her parents didn't care for at all.

Amanda Bynes continued her streak of erratic perfectly normal behavior today, this time penning a rambling stunningly eloquent tweet explaining how she will not hesitate to sue anyone claiming her behavior is abnormal. (Our attorney is on vacation. We're playing it safe.)

Last time we checked in with Amanda Bynes, she was allegedly sobbing in gymnastics class, walking around New York with a suspicious cigarette and demanding that media outlets only use her selfies in articles. They didn't. So now she's individually approving paparazzi photos.

Amanda Bynes was allegedly kicked out of a New York gymnastics class for showing up in an outfit comprised of fishnets, a wig, and a lingerie-like leotard. Of course she denies it -- and given that there's no video footage, we're inclined to believe her. Because come on -- if Amanda Bynes showed up at your gym, wouldn't you just turn on your cell phone's camera and wait for the inevitable hijinx t

Amanda Bynes doesn't want you using photos of her unless she took them herself in the bathroom of a Tim Horton's. Why? Because she has an eating disorder, of course. (You're not still trying to make sense of what she says, are you?)

Retired millionaire, live-action art project and birthday girl Amanda Bynes missed court yesterday in her suspended license case, but was still spotted running around New York City with brand new red extensions. However, as the now 27-year-old Bynes explained on Twitter in some since-deleted messages, that girl who looks just like her -- cheek piercings, jewelry and all -- wasn't really her, but a