Comedy

Yesterday was the big day for the camper. It was the day that I finally decided to take out my old broken toilet and replace it with the brand new porcelain bowl I ordered from Amazon.

Well, gather round my people and I shall tell you the intricate tale that is the 'James Camper Crapper Calamity'. I literally just made that up as I was writing this. I'm a literal genius.

Hello friends, Matty James here. If there's one thing you know about me it's that I... well, wait a second. If there's one thing you know about me it's that I have a strange love-addiction to chicken nuggets. If there's TWO things you know about me, it's that I have a s…

my older (purple) Dyson upright vacuum was on it's last leg. And, it just so happens, that Renee had a coupon for 20% off a single item at Bed Bath & Beyond

With today being Star Wars Day... you know, 'May the fourth be with you', I thought it was only appropriate to bring back the video of me reading comments Moose listeners left me about having NEVER seen a single star wars movie... seriously...

The strangeness of this story doesn't from what happened, but from the fact I can't explain why it happened.

I commute to work very early in the morning before even the sun has thought about peeping it's head up from behind the horizon. This also means that I leave for work before a lot of traffic has made it's way onto the local roadways for the hustle and bustle of the morning commute...

You may have heard us talking about this on the Moose Morning Show the other day, but did you actually see the photo? Well here's your chance.

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Now not relationships are meant to be. Sometimes it's even hard to deal with the baggage of past relationships.....especially if you can't stand your ex. Sometimes they linger in your mind for years. Now here come the big V-day, and if you are jaded, even a wee bit, Hotels...

Seriously guys, I think I have found the MOST "Only in Maine" Maine story I have ever written. It's happened. We've peaked.

You may have seen me share this meme on the 92 Moose Facebook page on Saturday night. I couldn't help myself, it was just too funny. And, after giving it a little thought, it turns out that this meme is absolutely 100% true.
It happens all the time...

Oops! I did NOT actually win the lottery (sadly) but I think I may now know how it happened.

I almost went home with the wrong woman yesterday about 374 different times. You see, the day started out as any normal day, but it ended on kind of a funny note. It ended with me having a revelation about the way Maine women dress in cold weather...

I'm sure you have already heard because, who hasn't, but Matt James makes his TV debut tonight on ABC's The Bachelor!

Alright fellas (and ladies who came here to get the low-down), I'm taking a major risk by sharing this coveted information with you