Once upon a time, I wanted to be friends with a celebrity. I dreamed it, I wished it, I begged for it and oddly enough it came true.

We often think famous people are 'out of reach' or not approachable and because of their heavily popular lives, they sometimes are, but not this little nugget.

She is different. She reads her sexy DMs from men named, Ted in their basements. She responds to fans asking her questions that may seem way to crazy for anyone to answer, but Whitney does. Because when you call, Whitney answers, because Whitney is queen.

This Whitney person has a last name, it's Cummings. It's here. Now put it together, it's Whitney Cummings.

If you'd been hiding under a heavy ass rock, get out already and experience how this woman will rip away your inhibitions, make you feel jealous of her brilliant skin and suck you into her orbit all at the same time.

Whitney is coming to Maine and we are ready for her. She is on her "Touch Me" tour currently making the nation snot themselves with laughter.

I have loved this woman for some time, so I decided that I was going to force her to be my friend and that is what I did by making an annoying YouTube video to pursue her.

She has a podcast called, Good For You Podcast and I put myself on her show. She interviewed me, it may or may not of been real but no one can tell. Right? Check it out.

 

 


If you want to check out Whitney's comedy tour, she is coming on March 18th at the Merrill Auditorium. Hopefully you will all be able to convince her to be your friend like I did and we can all gallop off into the hypothetical sunset together.

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