Hey Spectrum! Can Ya Run Some Internet Out To My New House?!

So we've lived in our new home in Windsor for just over a week now and we still don't have internet. No offense to Fair Point, but 1.6 MGBS just isn't gonna cut it.

Spectrum services both ends of our road, plus a section in the middle, but is telling us they can not come down to our house because it is 100 feet over the limit. What does that even mean? There are literally dozens of homes that would throw cash money at you in order to get the internet out here. So if someone from Spectrum just happens to see this, it's the Wingood Road in Windsor. I'll even help you run the cable.. but just know, I hate heights!