May 2nd is “World Naked Gardening Day” [Not a Joke]

Every year, the students at the University of Maine have a naked bike ride in honor of Earth Day... but these guys take naked naturism to a whole new level!

The fine folks over at World Naked Gardening Day have organized yet another thing to be amazed and/or outraged about.

Would you garden in the buff? I would want massive amounts of sunscreen.

But there's just one word that I can't get out of my mind: bugs. Think of the bugs.

This is why we wear clothes!