The question millions of viewers to these reviews ask me is: Why do you eat so much?

Well, it's because, basically, I'm a swine. A bottomless pit. A chow hound. I'm not sure about that last one. The bottom line is, I like food more than just about anything, save for my family and friends. Don't worry, I'm not a cannibal.

So, I decided to quit snacks for a week and try something quasi-healthy. Yup, even though there's way too much salt and preservatives in these things, the veggies have to be better for me than waffle chips.

So, how many "Ohhhhs" will I give it? Watch and learn my dear, hungry friend. Watch and learn.

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