It never ceases to amaze me how stupid some of these petty crooks are. Yes, stupid. Idiots. Morons. I could go on with this but I'll let you think of a few...

Nickolas Messier is a 29-year-old wannabe thief who recently Drove to a K-Mart (clearly, not a high-end thief), parked his car and went inside to do some thievin'!

Messier filled his cart up with some electronics then went through the garden center and raced out the door to his car.

He may have gotten away, speeding off into the sunset if he hadn't locked his keys in the car. Dohhhhhhhh! Don't you hate it when that happens? Always at the most inopportune times when you're trying to getaway with stolen stuff!

He left the cart and fled on foot but, because the car had plates that, believe it or not the BMV had records or, he was easily tracked down and arrested.

Oh, he had a knife in his car and, because he is a convicted felon, he's not allowed to have it.

Bad guys suck!

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