‘Plan Your Epitaph Day’ is Today…A Rather Morbid but Useful Observance

Today is "Plan Your Epitaph Day." A day to bring attention to something you certainly don't want to be reminded of...your demise. Ewwwwwwe.

What would you want on tombstone? Something funny, sweet, stupid? What? write it in the comment section below!

Here are some epitaphs from famous people in history:

Winston Churchill: "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

British Comedian: "I told you I was ill."

Ben Franklin: "The Body of B. Franklin, Printer; like the Cover of an old Book, Its Contents torn out, And stript of its Lettering and Gilding, Lies here, Food for Worms.
But the Work shall not be wholly lost; For it will, as he believ’d, appear once more, In a new & more perfect Edition, Corrected and amended By the Author."

Mel Blanc (Voice of many Warner Brothers cartoon characters, including Porky Pig): "That’s All Folks."

William Shakespeare: "Good Friend, for Jesus’ sake forbear
To dig the dust enclosed here:
Blessed be the man that spares these stones,
And curst be he that moves my bones."

Bonnie Parker (Bonnie and Clyde): "As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, so this old world is made brighter by the lives of folks like you.
Outlaw, bank robber and partner of Clyde Barrow"

Clyde Barrow: "Gone but not forgotten."