Someone Actually Left Their Dentures at a Portland Polling Location
Paging Portland voters... is anyone missing their teeth?
Seriously - this isn’t a joke. Randy Billings of the Portland Press Herald tweeted this photo of a top set of teeth that were “left behind” at Merrill Auditorium on Tuesday.
Anyone missing their choppers? Just head on down to Merrill and claim them.
Or be embarrassed forever and get a new pair, like I would. Either works!