I do confess that I have a little bit of a guilty pleasure. It involves wandering into the realm of Craigslist's 'Missed Connections' tab. Hold your judgement, because I pinky promise you that I'm not there to find someone. No, my dear readers, I am there for one thing and one thing only: the hilarious titles and descriptions of our local Mainers who have missed connections with each other.

They are sometimes so funny that I have to share them with you. Maybe in doing so, we will connect the people!

It's like a treasure trove of amusement, and sometimes, there are things that make you question the boundaries of appropriateness. We're all mature adults here though, right?

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So many of these people are on a quest to find a certain person that they make have spoken to at a grocery store, bar, or even just drove by at a stoplight at locked eyes. It's amazing what people will do to find someone that they "connected" with, and I give them big props for doing so.

They are boldly proclaiming their love in just a couple short sentences, and praying their Romeo or Juliet will read their submission to the site.

It's nice when you have an admirer, but also, you have to tread lightly and be careful. Always make sure you are safe, because the internet can be a very scary place.

Some of these descriptions and titles will make you blush, and some will just leave you with the OMG emoji face.

So while I may not have any real business being on Craigslist, I must confess that I can't resist the siren call of the Missed Connection section.

If this article works its magic, it might just reunite these lost lovers!

Let's get started. Below are my top 10 favorite Craigslist 'Missed Connections' titles!

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