I know what you're thinking.. Matt, prepare in advance and buy an air conditioner before it's the surface of the sun outside. Yes, I know, I probably should have. But I didn't. So here I sit slow-boiling in my living room watching Shark Tank. Mind you, the kids rooms and family room are downstairs and quite cool, and our master is air conditioned, but the upstairs living room is hot as nards. I'm hoping I can find a monster of an AC in the area today and start cooling down the house before the stainless appliances melt into a pool of liquid steel. I'm gonna check Best Buy first because I'm a rewards member ;) I'll let you know how this all goes, though I'm quite certain, you don't really care!

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