An Open Thank You to Sam The [unpaid] Intern

Dear Sam,

I just wanted to take a moment to thank you for either forgetting, or intentionally leaving, your headphones at work this weekend. You see, I came in today (Monday) to get ready for the Moose Morning Show and realized I had left my cans at home. Now what was I going to do? Sure, we have the $20 Sony backup pair that no one wants to use. How could I make it through a whole show with those on my head? I couldn't. I was trying to figure out what to do when I saw a glistening white light out of the corner of my eye. I thought for a moment I was being raptured, then I realize it was your Beats headphones hanging perfectly on a hook in the hallway.

Long story short- I used you headphones without asking. I'm more of a forgiveness over permission kinda guy, just ask management. Hope you don't mind and thanks again for being the best unpaid intern we have. Actually, you're the only unpaid intern we have.