Cow Toilets in Netherlands Aim to Reduce Ammonia Emissions

Ever since AOC presented the 'Green New Deal', everyone wants to get rid of cars, planes, people, cows, children, food- okay, I'm just kidding. That idea is wildly unpopular, but it hasn't stopped one man in the Netherlands from wanting to teach cows to use the potty.

The cow toilet will be placed behind the female cows while they're eating. After they're done eating a machine/robot will stimulate a nerve near the utters that will make them want to urinate. The cow toilets are currently being used on a farm near the eastern Dutch town of Doetinchem and a whopping seven of its 58 cows have already learned how to use them without the need for stimulation.

The only problem with this plan? Employee cost. Farms will have to hire extra around the clock help to wipe the seats!