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Oakland Driver Sites Satirical News Story to Police Officer For Burning Rubbah’
LOVE THIS! But honestly I am not sure if ALL if it is not satire, but you decide.
The Facebook page for the Oakland Police department has the most amazing story. (Yes, I did check, Oakland, Maine). Last week a driver was smoking his tires in front of a police officer and told him those tire marks were 'constitutionally protected free speech'.
The guy told the officer he got the info from New Maine News.
New Maine News is a website with Maine 'news' stories, BUT...all the stories are satirical!
My favorite line in the New Maine News story is: "In a rare unanimous decision, the Maine Supreme Court ruled peeling-out is a form of free expression."
Unanimous decision. LOL
Gotta say...I do really like the New Maine News hats. They are totes adorbs!
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