What's The STRANGEST Thing You've Ever Ordered Online? You Won't

So, as you could probably tell by the image on this post, I am ordering Sweet Tarts from Amazon. Not just a couple of them, but a 5 pound bag. Let's just say they'll last awhile. Yes, I know you can get Sweet Tarts at the store, but they RARELY have the ones I want. Everyone seems to be into these damn chewy ones now- gross! I was the solid, hard, break a tooth sweet tarts from my youth. Sometimes I can find them in the $1 boxes at Wal Mart, but not recently, so here I am... ordering enough sugar to keep the world's children bouncing off the walls for 9.3765 years.

This whole thing got me thinkin', what's the WEIRDEST thing you've EVER ordered online?? I have a laundry list, but this probably takes the cake.