I wasn't sure if the thing was going to make it last night or not and just as I was stepping outside one last time to check for rogue packages near the garage doors, I heard that fateful sound.

The gentle roar of the UPS delivery man cranking up my street with my crib as his destination.. Up to the street I ran like an ass, grabbed hold of my package and said 'thanks' with such crass. Into the house I went with my box, clad only in PJ's a hoodie and socks. Okay, enough of that- watch this.